Modern Family
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Manny: Where did I hear that siren?
Jay: That was your mother screaming.
Gloria: I wasn't that bad.
Jay: Cars were pulling over.
That gay cruise ship has sailed.
Cam [on Lily having a normal childhood]
You're worried about germs? I've seen you kiss a pigeon on the mouth.
Phil [to Luke]
You did one production of Godspell in a barn. You're barn folk!
Mitchell [to Cam]
How was it a big day for Biscuit? How?
Cam
Claire: Did you make the ladyfingers? Did you go to the gym?
Phil: Boy, you're really starting to sound like your old self.
Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!
Manny: These will be my last words to you.
Jay: Knock knock.
Manny: Who's there?
Manny: I see you're still forklifting.
Jackson: More like lifting the fork!
Manny: I was gonna say that!
Luke: Is that Mom's apron?
Phil: It's an apron.
That doesn't make any sense! Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world filled with little poh-pees.
Gloria
Tell me it was about booze, cheating, physical abuse - no problem. I'm a monogamous social drinker and Claire only sleep-hits me.
Phil
