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She's being facetious...sarcastic...Dylan no stay!

Alex [to Haley]

Oh please, I was an anomaly, I self potty trained.


So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.

Mitchell [to Cam]

Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.

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