I'm down there for a funeral. It's such a sad event and I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever. This beautiful moment that meant so much to both of us, set against the backdrop of fighting commies. There's your movie.

Jay

Why does drama keep following me everywhere I go? It just pops up out of nowhere.

Cam

I was shipping off to Vietnam, you had the ass of a young Ann Margaret.

Jay

When my dad is ready he gets to pick his own girlfriend, that's the big upside to your wife dying. Also not having to think before you speak.

Phil

I love it here, manicured lawns, planned activities, early dinners, what more does a kid need?

Manny

C'mon does Gloria really look like the kind of woman who would run a brothel? Yeah I better go with her.

Mitchell

Alex: She said I was just like her.
Haley: Was she weirdly competitive

10 days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.

Claire

Jump, swim, now give me your best Beyonce.

Cam

Cam: You know what we don't have in this family? Two supportive loving fathers.
Mitchell: I'm just saying she's five.
Cam: And you never let her forget it.

Manny: What kind of man writes poetry on the computer?
Jay: You could've ended that sentence after poetry.

Oh so now it's snooping, wanting to know more about your family by looking through their personal things?

Gloria

Modern Family Season 4 Quotes

Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!

So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.

Mitchell [to Cam]