We both know that you don't have the balls.

Hetty [to Mattias]

Sam: You okay? Guess I owe you a drink after all.
Investigator Wallace: Somebody owes me a whole bottle.

Callen: Welcome back.
Hetty: Thank you, Mr. Callen. It's good to be home.

If you two don't cut out the Ewok routine, I'm going to send you home.

Granger

I got hit with a can of Turtle Wax. You ever get hit with a can of Turtle Wax? I didn't think so.

Sam

We have a mole in our midst and it ends today.

Hetty

Kensi: And, don't smell me ever again.
Deeks: No promises.

I got my white Bronco out back.

Kip Brigham

Sergeant Johnson: Cadet!
Devin: Sir!
Sergeant Johnson: What would you?
Devin: We put our lives on the line for the greater good. We don't run away from an opportunity to save others.

Borders: What about us? What about Devin?
Sergeant Johnson: Even more reason to do this.

Hanna: You'll be working for that kid one day.
Callen: Yeah, next week!

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.