Callen: I'm going to cook for you.
Joelle: You can't even fry an egg
Callen: That's a good point. But you know what I can do? I can open a bottle of wine.

Joelle: You have no idea how scary it is to have a gun pointed at you.
Callen: I know, I can only imagine.

This job tends to ruin any chance at a personal life.

Kensi

Deeks: Okay so it's a personal trip that just happens to be practical, what's wrong with that?
Kensi: Nothing, nothing, you're right.

I may just drop you into general population at Twin Towers prison.

Hetty

Do you think you could last a week?

Hetty

Callen: I thought you said you'd stay in the garage?
Joelle: I thought you said you were a securities trader.

Joelle: And Sam, I'm guessing he's not in the medical equipment field is he?
Callen: No.
Joelle: And Michelle?
Callen: They're kids are just kids though.

It'll take more than a little poison to get rid of me.

Owen

Hetty: You Grinch, I know there's a heart in there somewhere.
Owen: You're right, I'm just not telling you were it is.

Kensi: Just you and me. Kensi and Deeks. Deeks and Kensi. Alone we're bold, we're brash, we can move mountains. And, together we're, um,
Deeks: We're safe. Yeah I know.
Kensi: I want to be bold Deeks, but I want to be bold with you.
Deeks: So no more games then?
Kensi: No more games.

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.