NCIS
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Tony: Tim butt-dialed me.
McGee: Well it doesn't mean you have to listen.
Tony: Oh yes it does. I find you compelling, Tim.
Delilah: What is it?
McGee: I don't know. I can't hear. I'll meet you inside?
Delilah: Okay.
Boss, would you mind sitting with me?
McGee
McGee: I should have been here when you woke up.
Delilah: You're here now.
Is she single? No. That's a bad idea. I mean, she reminds me of someone annoying. I just can't figure out who it is.
Tony
Bishop: If you could send those reports, that'd be great.
Tony: Reports would be good. And keep us in the loop on anything else.
Martinez: Sure thing, Di-knows-it-all. Sure thing.
Martinez: Bishop! You didn't tell me Robert Redford was in the building.
Tony: Come on. I rarely get the Redford. You could be my Debra Winger, legal eagle.
Martinez: I love her.
Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.
Never let suspects stay together. (Season 1 Episode 1, Mike Franks)
Rule #1
Never screw over your partner. (Season 4, Episode 14, Gibbs)
Rule #1
Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Season 1, Episode 1, Mike Franks)
Rule #2
Vance: So, what are you gonna tell her? (Gibbs turns to face him) Lee a hero or a villain?
Gibbs: Both.
