NCIS
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Abby: McGee, I want to celebrate that you can light up a room as fast as you can ping a phone.
McGee: Well thanks!
Abby: Hashtag: living rocks.
Gibbs: Hashtag get to the point.
Abby: Oh my God, Gibbs. You just used the word hashtag in a sentence
MI6 Officer: It's a fine day for a stroll, is it not?
Fornell: Are you from MI6?
MI6 Officer: It's a fine day for a stroll, is it not?
Vance: Indeed it is, but I prefer to saunter.
Gibbs: What's he doing here?
Fornell: Good to see you too! How come you never responded to my Snapchat?
Kane: Okay okay, STOP. I'll talk.
Reeves: No. You're going to sing. And it better be pretty.
Monroe: Now I want you tell me that one more time. How you won that money at the races. Can you do that? See, you just open your mouth [Monroe gets in close and rubs her hands up his torso] and say "I won that money, fifty grand, betting on the horses." Can you do that for me? Please?
Kane: Then what happens?
Reeves: I can't wait to find out.
McGee: Same here.
Kane: I didn't get that fifty grand from betting the horses.
Monroe: Good boy.
Scott: I didn't have to turn myself in.
Gibbs: Why did you?
Scott: Because of you. When Ziva David's name came on my radar, I did my homework. That led to you and I learned all I need to know pretty quickly. I came to you because I believe you're someone who won't stop until you find the truth. I already know the truth. The truth is, I'm innocent. And you're going to help me prove it.
I understand you've been looking for me? Well here I am.
Scott
Tony: Just get the files.
Kort: Worried about your girlfriend, DiNozzo?
Tony: [shoves him hard] What's that supposed to mean?
Kort: Are you going to call your attack dog off?
Gibbs: No.
Kort: I shoot first, ask questions later when someone's standing over and old friend's dead body.
Tony: You have friends?
Kort: Back off, DiNozzo. I was best man at his wedding
Monroe: Let me guess. Why didn't I wait for you.
Gibbs: Actually, why the hell didn't you wait for me?
Monroe: Because of that, right there. Gibbs, I've been told I can be scary on a good day. But you? I'm sure you're scary every day. Even worse on a day like today. And that woman did not need to be scared.
Emily: When you find him, I want you to hurt him, as bad as he hurt my dad.
Gibbs: Emily, that's not going to help your dad.
Emily: Just promise me that you'll make this guy pay.
Gibbs: He's not going to have a good week.
Emily: Glad we understand each other.
McGee: What's our next move, boss?
Gibbs: We're going to find Jacob Scott. We're going to kill him.
