NCIS
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And the hair slowly went up on Agent Quinn's neck!
Quinn [meeting Abby]
Let's go back to what we know -- he's dead. I'm pretty confident about that.
Torres
Does she normally water the bird feeder?
Quinn [on an elderly woman's routine]
Bishop: Gibbs is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying--
Gibbs: Grab your gear!
Dr. Grace [about Quinn's prying]: She's new, Gibbs, but you have her well-trained! What's next? You gonna take me downstairs to your torture room and try to squeeze something outta me?
Gibbs: Sure. What's your preference? Stock a little waterboard, a little bamboo under the fingernails?
Fornell: Get your hands off that light switch! You'll ruin the mood.
Gibbs: "The mood"? We gonna make out? What?
Fornell: I'm just trying to express my appreciation for your hospitality and friendship.
Gibbs: You wanna show your appreciation? Stop wearing my clothes!
Gibbs: It's a classified government file!
Fornell: I'm a classified government guy!
Is it *possible* to be former CIA?
Torres
My burger's getting cold, and you're hitting on Yoga Lady!
McGee
Bishop: It's actually freezing.
McGee: Says the 90-pound thermostat!
Nobody goes to the trash room for high tea.
Torres
Eleanor Bishop, will you be my Frodo?
McGee
