NCIS "Shabbat Shalom" Quotes
Eli David: Was it a boy or a girl?
Ziva David: It was not real.
Eli David: I know, but what did you tell people?
Ziva David: I said it was a girl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dad: Sorry, we shouldn't have stayed.
Son: Are you kidding? Dad this is like the most bad-assed thing we've ever done together. Thanks, dad.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ziva David: Never sweat where you eat.
Tim McGee: Wrong bodily function.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah but it's the right idea.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eli David: Ziva, I do not walk straight lines. Ask your Agent Gibbs would say, this is not my first radio.
Ziva David: Rodeo.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jackie Vance: So this is why you had to be in the office so early? Garfield shipped Nermal to the Kremlin again?
Leon Vance: Lasagna shortage in Damascus.
• Rating: Unrated
Tony DiNozzo: Shabbat dinner?
Ziva David: It is Friday night. But I have no idea what or who you're talking about.
Tony DiNozzo: Just tell him Agent Meatball says "hi".
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Leon Vance: So. We'll still have the house to ourselves after dinner right?
Jackie Vance: You had your shot, baby.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leroy Gibbs: Leon?
Leon Vance: She's dead. My wife is dead, Gibbs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8