NCIS
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Emily: I don't know if I should punch you or I should hug you.
Fornell: Can we start with the hug?
Bishop: You think {Gibbs] is OK.
Torres: I think he did what he had to do.
Torres: Who taught you so much about electronic surveillance?
Fornell: Youtube.
Torres [to Gibbs]: You did all this by yourself. When?
Bishop: Probably when he was sturgeon fishing.
Gibbs: Fornell's alive.
Vance: You saw him?
Gibbs: No. He kneed me in the groin.
Fornell: You trying to kill me?
Gibbs: If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead.
I don't think there's anything wrong with us. We just let life get in the way a little bit.
McGee [to Delilah]
Torres: What do you think, Gibbs.
Gibbs: I think someone ought to do something.
He was planning an escape of his own.
Gibbs
You do know you're in The Bahamas, right?
Clarence [to McGee]
Torres: What do I have to do to get a vacation in The Bahamas?
Jack: Have twins?
Chad: Who lives here?
Margot: My guess? Jeremiah Johnson?
