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I hate you both. But not as much as I hate Carl over there.
Torres [to McGee and Bishop]
McGee: He seems to be taking Jack's loss pretty well.
Gibbs: I didn't know she was lost, just in Afghanistan.
Jack: You don't know me anymore.
Gibbs: I don't know about that.
If Sloane comes back to a dead Carl, I'm next.
Torres
Palmer: It's weird.
McGee: Is that your official report?
I'm OK. I'm used to this place. That being said, I'd like to get the hell out of here as soon as possible.
Jack [to Gibbs]
Exactly how dangerous is this situation?
McGee [to Vance]
We caught the bad guy hours ago. Usually, we go home after that.
Gibbs [to Jack]
Torres: You got to hit the reset button.
Carter: You ever do that?
Torres: I have the opposite problem. I keep hitting it.
The problem is here [head] and here [heart].
Gibbs [to Palmer]
What I'd really like is a shower in private. I haven't had one of those since 1999.
Carter [to Torres]
You want my advice, Kase? Give [Palmer] space.
Gibbs [to Kasie]
