Suspect [McGee is playing Bad Cop]: Get him off me!
Torres: I would, but he's scaring *me*!

• Permalink: I would, but he's scaring *me*!
• Added: October 19, 2016

I don't kick down doors. Are you saying I'm not a crime fighter?

Abby

• Permalink: I don't kick down doors. Are you saying I'm not a crime fighter?
• Added: October 19, 2016

McGee: Office equipment is your friend.
Torres: It's a bad friend, the one you lend money to and never pays you back!

• Permalink: It's a bad friend, the one you lend money to and never pays you back!
• Added: October 19, 2016

Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!

McGee [on his wedding]

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• Added: October 19, 2016

Gibbs: That's a long swim for an innocent man!
Wayne: I'm not innocent! ...of the imposter stuff...

• Permalink: I'm not innocent! ...of the imposter stuff...
• Added: October 12, 2016

He's off his meds.

Quinn [regarding Gibbs's intensity]

• Permalink: He's off his meds.
• Added: October 12, 2016

Eleanor Bishop, will you be my Frodo?

McGee

• Permalink: Eleanor Bishop, will you be my Frodo?
• Added: October 12, 2016

Nobody goes to the trash room for high tea.

Torres

• Permalink: Nobody goes to the trash room for high tea.
• Added: October 12, 2016

Bishop: It's actually freezing.
McGee: Says the 90-pound thermostat!

• Permalink: Says the 90-pound thermostat!
• Added: October 12, 2016

My burger's getting cold, and you're hitting on Yoga Lady!

McGee

• Permalink: My burger's getting cold, and you're hitting on Yoga Lady!
• Added: October 05, 2016

Is it *possible* to be former CIA?

Torres

• Permalink: Is it *possible* to be former CIA?
• Added: October 05, 2016

Gibbs: It's a classified government file!
Fornell: I'm a classified government guy!

• Permalink: I'm a classified government guy!
• Added: October 05, 2016