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Tony: How many languages do you speak?
Ziva: Including the language of love? Ten.

Ziva: So this is where a redthroat would hang out after being overseas for months.
Tony: It's not redthroat, it's redneck.
Ziva: Oh.

Ziva: Bah hum-bog.
Tony: What?

Ziva: That's him. Over there.
Tony: With his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl?

[answers phone] DiNozzo desk.

Tony

If we focused less on our differences and more on learning from each other, perhaps that would mean the end of wars.

Ducky

McGee: Red handed?
Gibbs: They don't come much redder.

Paxton: She had to do it, right? She didn't have a choice?
Gibbs: No, she had a choice. That's what makes her a hero.

High-tech case - low-tech ass-kickin'!

Tony
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