Agent McGee: You're attractive, at least on the outside.
Diane Sterling: I'll take that.

• Permalink: You're attractive, at least on the outside. I'll take that.
• Added: December 11, 2012

Now I wish to act crazy. To really let loose!

Agent Diane Sterling

• Permalink: Now I wish to act crazy. To really let loose!
• Added: December 11, 2012

I bet she's a panther in the sack!

Tony

• Permalink: I bet she's a panther in the sack!
• Added: December 11, 2012

Oh, yeah, a cheater going after tax cheaters!

Agent Fornell

• Permalink: Oh, yeah, a cheater going after tax cheaters!
• Added: December 11, 2012

That's funny. She looks just like our ex-wife.

Agent Fornell

• Permalink: That's funny. She looks just like our ex-wife.
• Added: December 11, 2012

He ruined my jacket. I'd shoot my own mother

Agent Fornell

• Permalink: He ruined my jacket. I'd shoot my own mother
• Added: December 11, 2012

Dinozzo, let's party!

Schmeil Pinkhas

• Permalink: Dinozzo, let's party!
• Added: November 27, 2012

A zebra can't change its stripes but a woman can.

Miranda Pennebaker

• Permalink: A zebra can't change its stripes but a woman can.
• Added: November 27, 2012

Isn't Burt the most relaxing thing?

Abby

• Permalink: Isn't Burt the most relaxing thing?
• Added: November 27, 2012

That TV came over on the Mayflower.

Abby

• Permalink: That TV came over on the Mayflower.
• Added: November 27, 2012

I've seen bad turn to good many times. You can't lose faith.

Gibbs

• Permalink: I've seen bad turn to good many times. You can't lose faith.
• Added: November 27, 2012

One gets over a watch. You never get over a loved one.

Ziva

• Permalink: One gets over a watch. You never get over a loved one.
• Added: November 27, 2012