NCIS
Mondays 8:00 PM on CBSNCIS Season 7 Quotes
Tony: You need some lady advice.
Tim: I'd rather get a lap dance from a nun.
Ziva: We hit a shamu.
Susan: Did she mean a snafu?
In high school, I was actually voted least likely to take a hint.
Susan
Borin: You can call me Abby.
Gibbs: No, that's not going to happen.
Tony: Davy Jones. Used to sing with The Monkees.
Ziva: Real monkeys?"
Tony: I envy your brain sometimes.
This was no boating accident.
Tony
Tobias: This is a big deal, you letting me drive your car.
Gibbs: Whatever, you already slept with my wife.
DiNozzo: We got nothing.
Tobias: I don't like the sound of that.
DiNozzo: [way more enthusiastically] WE GOT NOTHIN'!
Gibbs: Get Tony and Ziva out of bed.
McGee: What? Oh, you want me to get them out of bed. Because it's the middle of the night. Their individual beds.
Gibbs: You only take on cases which cross my path.
Hart: Don't flatter yourself.
Gibbs: You're standing in my house!
Ziva: What do you think Corporal Vega was doing at an empty warehouse?
Tony: I don't know. Why don't you pick the lock and find out?
Ziva: We do not have a warrant.
Tony: This building is foreclosed, which means it's owned by the bank, and since the people own the banks I think technically that means we own the building.
Ziva: Wow.
Ziva: What is that?
Tony: It's a Geiger counter. You can't be too careful.
