NCIS

NCIS Season 7 Quotes

Season 7 Episode 20: "Moonlighting"

Tony: You need some lady advice.
Tim: I'd rather get a lap dance from a nun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: We hit a shamu.
Susan: Did she mean a snafu?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: In high school, I was actually voted least likely to take a hint.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 18: "Jurisdiction"

Borin: You can call me Abby.
Gibbs: No, that's not going to happen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: Davy Jones. Used to sing with The Monkees.
Ziva: Real monkeys?"
Tony: I envy your brain sometimes.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Tony: This was no boating accident.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 15: "Jack Knife"

Tobias: This is a big deal, you letting me drive your car.
Gibbs: Whatever, you already slept with my wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

DiNozzo: We got nothing.
Tobias: I don't like the sound of that.
DiNozzo: [way more enthusiastically] WE GOT NOTHIN'!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Gibbs: Get Tony and Ziva out of bed.
McGee: What? Oh, you want me to get them out of bed. Because it's the middle of the night. Their individual beds.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 14: "Masquerade"

Gibbs: You only take on cases which cross my path.
Hart: Don't flatter yourself.
Gibbs: You're standing in my house!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ziva: What do you think Corporal Vega was doing at an empty warehouse?
Tony: I don't know. Why don't you pick the lock and find out?
Ziva: We do not have a warrant.
Tony: This building is foreclosed, which means it's owned by the bank, and since the people own the banks I think technically that means we own the building.
Ziva: Wow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: What is that?
Tony: It's a Geiger counter. You can't be too careful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: I mean, sure, Tim, you're kids are going to be smart, but mine have a shot at being really beautiful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGee: I was there, too, near the car, you know.
Ziva: We all were.
McGee: But don't let that stop you from thinking about yourself.
Tony: This isn't about me! It's about my little DiNozzo makers! They've been nuked!
McGee: I know!
Tony: Do you?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: First the plague, now radiation poisoning. I'm starting to think someone really has it in for me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 13: "Jet Lag"

McGee: Hey, in Paris, who got stuck with the couch?
Tony: Me. We flipped a coin.
McGee: Tough break.
Ziva: Why did you just lie to McGee?
Tony: Why did you lie to Nora?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nora: You are so direct. So honest. So different from him.
Ziva: Tony and I have different approaches.
Nora: You're complimentary. You're sure you two never -
Ziva: No. Positive. Definitely no. Why do you keep on asking about Tony and I?
Nora: You're like me and Daniel. A good fit. Besides, Paris is a romantic city and you two shared a room, so I -
Ziva: I took the couch. Otherwise Tony would have whined the entire flight about his back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Neeley: You have reason to believe they're on board?
Ziva: Stationary target. Closed quarters.
Neeley: A modern day Orient Express.
Ziva: The killer would just need an inconspicuous weapon.
Neeley: Like what? Listen, I've been doing this for a long while and I doubt that there's anything -
Ziva: Headphone cables make for a perfect garrote, and plastic silverware is not as safe as you might think. I once killed a man using a credit card.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ziva: A team of Homeland Security officers will be waiting for us when we land. Outside the terminal an NCIS detail will take over.
Marshall Neeley: Not taking any chances in case your new hitman tries something on the ground, huh?
Ziva: Which is why we must consider the possibility they may try something on the plane, where Nora is more vulnerable.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tony: All right, Annie Leibowitz, what's wrong with my pictures?
Nora: Well, they're sort of soulless. Analytical. They look like postcards or -
Ziva: Crime scene photos.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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