New Girl

Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOX

Schmidt: I know this might seem crazy and probably a little bit impulsive, but it's not, not for me. I've known since the minute that I've met you.
Cece: Oh god, you're going to say something stupid, aren't you?
Schmidt: Girl, will you marry me?
Cece: Yes. Yes, yes, yes!
Jess: We're getting married!

Permalink: We're getting married!

Rating: Unrated

I love you guys and uh, I'm gonna miss you, especially you Jebecka.
Coach

Permalink: I love you guys and uh, I'm gonna miss you, especially you Jebecka.

Rating: Unrated

Save your groans for Bird Man!
Schmidt

Permalink: Save your groans for Bird Man!

Rating: Unrated

Should somebody ask you for a second napkin you just say, are you sure? Nine times out of ten they'll just back off and say thanks.
Schmidt

Permalink: Should somebody ask you for a second napkin you just say, are you sure? Nine times out of ten...

Rating: Unrated

Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.
Nick

Permalink: Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.

Rating: Unrated

You son of a bitch, I love you!
Nick

Permalink: You son of a bitch, I love you!

Rating: Unrated

Make up an excuse and get out of jury duty. Jess, please, I need you.
Nick

Permalink: Make up an excuse and get out of jury duty. Jess, please, I need you.

Rating: Unrated

God! I would have bullied you as a kid.
Nick

Permalink: God! I would have bullied you as a kid.

Rating: Unrated

OK, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.
Jess

Permalink: OK, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.

Rating: Unrated

When I first grew boobs people started handing me stuff and I got messy, but then you gotta grow up.
Nick

Permalink: When I first grew boobs people started handing me stuff and I got messy, but then you gotta...

Rating: Unrated