You what's fly? Cleaning is fly. Cleaning's cool dude.

Nick

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On a plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight.

Nick

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Schmidt: Oh good lord! I'm marrying Nick.
Jess: Duh.

• Permalink: Duh.
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Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?

Winston

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What? You don't think I can be supportive?

Cece

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I'm not willing to turn our home into a public pool.

Schmidt

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You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.

Cece

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Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.

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I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.

Nick

• Permalink: I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.
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We gonna make a girl cry today!

Winston

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Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?

Schmidt

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Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.

• Permalink: You are poor.
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