It's good for you! It's corn!

Bob

• Permalink: It's good for you! It's corn!
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I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.

Winston

• Permalink: I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.
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They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.

Schmidt

• Permalink: They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.
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You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.

Nick

• Permalink: You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.
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You're my best friend in the whole world. We've been through a lot together so I just do feel like your sperm are partly my sperm.

Schmidt

• Permalink: You're my best friend in the whole world. We've been through a lot together so I just do feel...
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I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything....
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If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.

Nick

• Permalink: If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
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This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.

Schmidt

• Permalink: This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.
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Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.

Cece

• Permalink: Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.
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I want magic, is that so bad?

Nick

• Permalink: I want magic, is that so bad?
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That's more like dork magic.

Nick

• Permalink: That's more like dork magic.
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I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.
• Rating: Unrated