Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.

Jess

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• Rating: Unrated

Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.

Schmidt

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Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.

• Permalink: Oh, I'm not.
• Rating: Unrated

Welcome to hell, Miller!

Winston

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She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.

Schmidt

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• Rating: Unrated

I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.

Nick

• Permalink: I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
• Rating: Unrated

I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.

Nick

• Permalink: I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.
• Rating: Unrated

Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.

• Permalink: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
• Rating: Unrated

I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.
• Rating: Unrated

I don't understand. Is Toby your name?

Schmidt

• Permalink: I don't understand. Is Toby your name?
• Rating: Unrated

Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?

Jess

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• Rating: Unrated

Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.

Cece

• Permalink: Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.
• Rating: Unrated