Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

Nick

• Permalink: Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.
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Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

Winston

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I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Winston

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I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

Nick

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I never loved you more Cece!

Schmidt

• Permalink: I never loved you more Cece!
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I look like a 70's divorce attorney.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I look like a 70's divorce attorney.
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Science aside man you're working those jeans.

Winston

• Permalink: Science aside man you're working those jeans.
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I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

Nick

• Permalink: I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.
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Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.

Nick

• Permalink: Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.
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I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

Winston

• Permalink: I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between...
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Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.

Schmidt

• Permalink: Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.
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As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?

Winston

• Permalink: As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?
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