New Girl
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You got hurt on a hog man!
Nick
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
That's too much whisky for my frame.
Winston
What are you, the doodle police?
Jess
Ever since I've known you, you've been there. OK. You're always there. Even when I don't want you there, you're there. That's what a husband does. You fight for me. Thats what a husband does. You care about what I eat. That's what a husband does. You've cooked for me even when I don't ask. That's what a husband does. When I pass out you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. That's what a husband does. So guess what? You're gonna be a great husband to Cece cause you're a great husband to me.
Nick
I said chill day in, but did I mean it?
Jess
Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0.
Jess
It's like my hearing is what a dog hears.
Jess
I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.
Jess
I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you can take your short pants off?
Jess
I want to thank everyone for an amazing dinner. Special shout out to Winston for a shockingly good toast.
Jess
What is this? The last night of drama camp?
Jess
