Favorite New Girl Quotes
What is this? The last night of drama camp?Jess
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?
We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!Cece
Everyone has had sex in my room!Jess
Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.Jess
Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.
Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girlWinston
Edgar: Oh my God, you smell like waffles.
Edgar's girlfriend: Want to eat me up?
Edgar: Yes, I do.
Don't ask about the duffle bag, bitch!Edgar's mom
I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.Schmidt
You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!Nick
What are you, the doodle police?Jess