Favorite New Girl Quotes
Let's concentrate on the smite later.Schmidt
He lures you in with his charm, his mustache, and his perfect hair!Nick
Jess: But I need like a backstory, like why am I mad at the can?
Angie: The can is your ex-boyfriend and he did not respect your space and thought that your arts and crafts section of your house was ridiculous.
Angie: Yeah, enough?
Winston: So that means you're gonna do whatever I say?
Schmidt: I mean as long as it's gangsta...or not. It doesn't have to be.
Can we just concentrate on the fact that like I was tripping pretty hard on the Absinthe and I said no to a stripper.Sam
Fantasy and nightmare colliding.Nick
Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0.Jess
I can't believe I have to have feelings to have good sex. I thought I'd be dead before that happened.Schmidt
Melissa: I'm 32 by my eggs are 48 and my vagina is 97.
Sadie: And it gets better with age. It's like the vagina Helen Mirin.
I look very handsome! I look like I'm on "Miami Vice"!Nick
Bob: No, no, no. It was my mistake. I'll wait five hours and come back when Joan's shift is up.
Joan: Bob, just stay! What if we need something ruined?
Bob: It's all right. I'll spend my holiday at a Los Angeles coffee shop, sitting around with people who have nothing better to do on Thanksgiving than work on their screenplay. I probably won't want to blow my head off.
It's like my hearing is what a dog hears.Jess