Favorite New Girl Quotes
I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you can take your short pants off?Jess
I want to thank everyone for an amazing dinner. Special shout out to Winston for a shockingly good toast.Jess
What is this? The last night of drama camp?Jess
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?
We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!Cece
Everyone has had sex in my room!Jess
It's not gonna end well for these two.Nick
Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girlWinston
Edgar: Oh my God, you smell like waffles.
Edgar's girlfriend: Want to eat me up?
Edgar: Yes, I do.
Don't ask about the duffle bag, bitch!Edgar's mom
You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!Nick
What are you, the doodle police?Jess