I want to thank everyone for an amazing dinner. Special shout out to Winston for a shockingly good toast.


What is this? The last night of drama camp?


Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?

We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!


Everyone has had sex in my room!


It's not gonna end well for these two.


Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl


Edgar: Oh my God, you smell like waffles.
Edgar's girlfriend: Want to eat me up?
Edgar: Yes, I do.

Don't ask about the duffle bag, bitch!

Edgar's mom

You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!


Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.


What are you, the doodle police?


New Girl Quotes

A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.


I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"