Favorite New Girl Quotes
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?
We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!Cece
Everyone has had sex in my room!Jess
Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.Jess
I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.Schmidt
I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.Schmidt
Ferguson is on the elevator. Is that OK?Regan
My whole life is you.Schmidt
This looks like an ad for a bong making company.Jess
Nick, we will talk about this in the morning. But, first, I'm gonna go do stuff with a girlWinston
Edgar: Oh my God, you smell like waffles.
Edgar's girlfriend: Want to eat me up?
Edgar: Yes, I do.
Don't ask about the duffle bag, bitch!Edgar's mom