New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite New Girl Quotes
My boyfriend doesn't believe in banks. It's early in the relationship. I'm still shaving above the knee. Know what I mean?
Jess
Tzatziki is what it's called. It's Jewish charity.
Nick
It's not a perfect system Jess, but it's mine ok? And it's private.
Nick
Are we ever gonna get to the point where you stop working on me? Or instead of changing me, maybe once Jess, see it my way.
Nick
Schmidt: Have you ever dated two women at once?
Rabbi: What are you talking about? I went to camp. They used to call me the octopus.
I'm having a party tonight and I can't have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.
Jess
Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!
I stole that from Nelson Mandela. I added the part about the Penguin and the Riddler.
Nick
He lost five pounds, he gained confidence with women, and he saw the movie "Multiplicity" 25 times.
Nick
I just got a treat, too. It's not candy. I'm not a dumb little baby like you.
Schmidt
My mom? You're going to tell me that my mom helped me with my public erections? I drew pictures!
Schmidt
And it was you, not Keaton, who told me that women aren't attracted to men who wear maternity pants?
Schmidt
