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New-girl

She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.

Schmidt

Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.

Schmidt

Nick: You know so many "Spaceballs" quotes.
Jess: They jammed the radar with literal jam!

Nick: I believe horses are from outer space--
Jess: I believe that, too!

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

If I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear glasses.

Nick

Cece, I'm sorry, but when I stand up, you're gonna see my penis, and when I walk out, you're gonna see my butt.

Nick

Hello, Pica? I need a table for five. This is author Toni Morrison.

Winston

Winston: An eye for an eye, Nick; a cat for a cat.
Nick: But what's the other cat?

Jess: Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing.
Nick: That's the only thing in the world I know to be true.

Why are you talking to me like a James Taylor song?

Jess

Let's talk about it, in my perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office.

Schmidt
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach
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