New Girl Quotes
Jess: So you want us to come out so that you can go back to hooking up with all the hot teachers?
Coach: Very much so.
I just want to be slapped around!Winston
We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving!Schmidt
I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.Winston
I’m not putting on the kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.Nick
I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.Nick
I have no idea why you live with these people. What kind of person would urinate on an electrical socket?The Fish
We're just covering our asses, while you're uncovering yours.Jess
I'm a very good secretaryNick
It's a sexy place Jess, look at the CPR poster.Coach
Hey! If I cooked up a whole chicken, would you guys have some?Nick
Winston, you go to the driving range just to watch?Schmidt