New Girl Quotes
That first-class ass is gonna be sitting in Coach tonight.Coach
Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?
Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside.Winston
She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!Schmidt
Hi there. I'm about to ruin a date and don't want to show up empty-handed.
Nick: What the hell are you doing?
Coach: Making island beats.
Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?Coach
The internet said I had to stay off my feet. But then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, so...I'm ready to work out!Winston
Did I leave my Oakland Raiders yarmulke over there?Schmidt
Peanuts is an acronym! It stands for "Physical Education Activity...Nuts!"Coach
Are you okay to drive? You've got crazy eyes!Nick
Coach: Remember when you sat out of the game because you were sad?
Winston: I was also cold.