New Girl Quotes
I will say only one thing about that man that I've only said about Ryan Gosling...hot damn!Winston
Schmidt: Come on Gina, give me a shot at red potatoes.
Gina: No way cause I need ya. You're the best sort of mid-level employee I've ever had. You are the ass to my horse and I'm gonna keep you right here, right by my side where I can find ya, forever.
You got girl trouble, get a crystal!Winston
Eat glass and die you tramp!Mrs. Roz
If you died, I'd be lost!Nick
Jess: So you want us to come out so that you can go back to hooking up with all the hot teachers?
Coach: Very much so.
I just want to be slapped around!Winston
We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving!Schmidt
I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.Winston
I’m not putting on the kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.Nick
I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.Nick
I have no idea why you live with these people. What kind of person would urinate on an electrical socket?The Fish