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New-girl

Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!

Schmidt

Human dental dam!

Schmidt

Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.

Winston

He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."

Winston

Jess: I have to show Nick...something in the bathroom.
Nick: It's tiles...I'm so bad at lying! It's for sex!

You broke my heart. Mail me my mouthguard.

Elizabeth

She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.

Schmidt

Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.

Schmidt

Nick: You know so many "Spaceballs" quotes.
Jess: They jammed the radar with literal jam!

Nick: I believe horses are from outer space--
Jess: I believe that, too!

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

If I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear glasses.

Nick
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach
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