New Girl Quotes
I have no idea why you live with these people. What kind of person would urinate on an electrical socket?The Fish
We're just covering our asses, while you're uncovering yours.Jess
I'm a very good secretaryNick
It's a sexy place Jess, look at the CPR poster.Coach
Hey! If I cooked up a whole chicken, would you guys have some?Nick
Winston, you go to the driving range just to watch?Schmidt
Oh my god! Will you not stop till the whole world is arosed?Schmidt
If you feel things getting sexual say, "shut it down!"Jess
Sponges make me feel exhilarated.Nick
Officer, can I read you your rights? You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain sweet.Coach
Jess: Are you insane, Schmidt? I'm not ready. That's like taking a musical from rehearsal straight to Broadway. You gotta workshop it first!
Schmidt: If you are for one second suggesting that I don't know how to open a musical, how dare you!
The point of dating is just... to keep on dating and then never stop—like burning fossil fuels or seeing a therapist.Schmidt