New Girl Quotes
The eyeball fell off, that's how you know it's good!Nick
Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!Nick
Winston: Like we're animals?!
That first-class ass is gonna be sitting in Coach tonight.Coach
Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?
Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside.Winston
She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!Schmidt
Hi there. I'm about to ruin a date and don't want to show up empty-handed.
Nick: What the hell are you doing?
Coach: Making island beats.
Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?Coach
The internet said I had to stay off my feet. But then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, so...I'm ready to work out!Winston
Did I leave my Oakland Raiders yarmulke over there?Schmidt