New Girl

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Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!

Nick

Schmidt: Camping?
Winston: Like we're animals?!

That first-class ass is gonna be sitting in Coach tonight.

Coach

Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?

Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside.

Winston

She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!

Schmidt

Hi there. I'm about to ruin a date and don't want to show up empty-handed.

Nick: What the hell are you doing?
Coach: Making island beats.

Are you a do-er, or a dumpling-er?

Coach

The internet said I had to stay off my feet. But then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, so...I'm ready to work out!

Winston

Did I leave my Oakland Raiders yarmulke over there?

Schmidt

Peanuts is an acronym! It stands for "Physical Education Activity...Nuts!"

Coach
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New Girl Quotes

It's a sexy place Jess, look at the CPR poster.

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick
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