I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing these when you came back.

Nick

As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?

Winston

Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.

Schmidt

I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.

Winston

Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.

Nick

I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

Nick

Science aside man you're working those jeans.

Winston

I look like a 70's divorce attorney.

Schmidt

I never loved you more Cece!

Schmidt

I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

Nick

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Winston

Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

Winston

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Jess: I have to go out tonight, 'cause I'm feeling pretty twirly.
Schmidt: Twirly? Is that like horny?
Jess: I've got the dirty twirlies, Schmitdy!"