New Girl Quotes
This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere!Schmidt
Schmidt: Where's your boyfriend?
CeCe: We're meeting up later because he has a little surprise for me.
Schmidt: Spoiler: it's his penis.
Julia: You did all the work wrong, though.
Nick: Yeah, I know I did.
Julia: That's okay.
Oh my God! It's like The Wire!Jess
It is a sexually charged, zero gravity tea ceremony!Schmidt
I know you probably think cupcakes are totally lame. I know I do. So if you could do me a solid and take care of these extras.Jess [to Remy]
Train to Panama all sold out. Must be Mardi Gras!Schmidt [with foreign accent]
Remy [to Nick]: You get to be the underpants captain tonight.
Jess: Great choice, Remy. Nick will make a great underpants captain.
Any time a man wants to show a woman how to do something from behind it's just because he wants an excuse to get real close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.Nick
What if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?Schmidt
Can someone please get my towel? It's in my room next to my Irish walking cape!Schmidt
Winston: What are we laughing at?
Shelby: How much I am not going home with you tonight.