At least I'm not 23, at least I own a trashcan, at least I can legally rent a car, at least I don't live in a loft with three...at least I live with you guys.

Jess

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New Girl Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

If I had a dollar for every person I couldn't hang out with because they hate Schmidt, I'd be rich. Like fill my gas tank up all the way rich.

Nick

If you track my trajectory I'm gonna live to a 123 years old. Hello, Robot Sex.

Schmidt