Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!

Schmidt

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• Added: October 08, 2013

Human dental dam!

Schmidt

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• Added: October 08, 2013

Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.

Winston

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• Added: October 08, 2013

He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."

Winston

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• Added: October 08, 2013

Jess: I have to show Nick...something in the bathroom.
Nick: It's tiles...I'm so bad at lying! It's for sex!

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• Added: October 08, 2013

You broke my heart. Mail me my mouthguard.

Elizabeth

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• Added: October 01, 2013

She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.

Schmidt

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• Added: October 01, 2013

Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.

Schmidt

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• Added: October 01, 2013

Nick: You know so many "Spaceballs" quotes.
Jess: They jammed the radar with literal jam!

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• Added: October 01, 2013

Nick: I believe horses are from outer space--
Jess: I believe that, too!

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• Added: October 01, 2013

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

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• Added: October 01, 2013

If I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear glasses.

Nick

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• Added: October 01, 2013