New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 3 Quotes
Oh, look at the time! It's butt-o-clock!
Coach
Nick doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, "Put on pants."
Jess
I call it a "Temple Grandin," because it makes me friendly and compassionate.
Jess
Nick isn't even a man. He's some kind of man-boy, man-child hybrid. The other day, I had to tell him not to pull a dog's tail.
Jess
Schmidt, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. That's vindictive.
Jess
And it was you, not Keaton, who told me that women aren't attracted to men who wear maternity pants?
Schmidt
My mom? You're going to tell me that my mom helped me with my public erections? I drew pictures!
Schmidt
I just got a treat, too. It's not candy. I'm not a dumb little baby like you.
Schmidt
He lost five pounds, he gained confidence with women, and he saw the movie "Multiplicity" 25 times.
Nick
I stole that from Nelson Mandela. I added the part about the Penguin and the Riddler.
Nick
Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!
I'm having a party tonight and I can't have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.
Jess
