Favorite New Girl Max Greenfield Quotes
Schmidt: No sig oths.
Cece: Just say "significant others."
Schmidt: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I'm on a tight sched.
There are plenty of things to be down about--the deficit, air pollution in China, "The Hobbit" wasn't very good...Schmidt
It's only romantic because it's a wedding. I'd be just as happy to sabotage, I don't know, let's say, her tax audit.Schmidt
Don't laugh when they call him "responsible," they don't know why it's hilarious.Schmidt
My face touched the mustache of a corpse today, Bobby. I'm not afraid of you.Schmidt
Schmidt: Here are some things you want to hide about yourself on tonight's date--you're cheap, you're a heavy drinker, you're broke, you have a problem with anger.
Winston: Your car is horrible.
Puzzle me this then, Winston-- how do you live with yourself?Schmidt
Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it's gonna be a real drag.Schmidt
I wouldn't even begin to know how to steal a swag.Schmidt
Elizabeth: There are so many cool traditions at this thing! The groom comes in on a white horse!
Schmidt: So, basically, they're just copying my bar mitzvah.
Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!Schmidt
I just got a treat, too. It's not candy. I'm not a dumb little baby like you.Schmidt