New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular New Girl Max Greenfield Quotes
Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not. Nicholas, what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.
There are plenty of things to be down about--the deficit, air pollution in China, "The Hobbit" wasn't very good...
Schmidt
Don't laugh when they call him "responsible," they don't know why it's hilarious.
Schmidt
Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it's gonna be a real drag.
Schmidt
My face touched the mustache of a corpse today, Bobby. I'm not afraid of you.
Schmidt
You can't outrun the Jewish!
Schmidt
Schmidt: Here are some things you want to hide about yourself on tonight's date--you're cheap, you're a heavy drinker, you're broke, you have a problem with anger.
Winston: Your car is horrible.
Nick: Schmidt, I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes.
Schmidt: Burn them! Burn them all!
Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.
Schmidt
Shivrang's Aunt: Who is this?
Schmidt: I'm Gerard Depardieu. Who do you think I am, lady? I'm Schmidt.
I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Alyssa Milano's phone number just by randomly choosing numbers.
Schmidt
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
