She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.

Schmidt

• Permalink: She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.
• Recent Views: 0

Human dental dam!

Schmidt

• Permalink: Human dental dam!
• Recent Views: 0

Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!

Schmidt

• Permalink: Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!
• Recent Views: 0

Enjoy the break-up. If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop.

Schmidt

• Permalink: Enjoy the break-up. If you need me, I'll be in my room, listenin...
• Recent Views: 0

I just got a treat, too. It's not candy. I'm not a dumb little baby like you.

Schmidt

• Permalink: I just got a treat, too. It's not candy. I'm not a dumb little b...
• Recent Views: 0

My mom? You're going to tell me that my mom helped me with my public erections? I drew pictures!

Schmidt

• Permalink: My mom? You're going to tell me that my mom helped me with my pu...
• Recent Views: 0

And it was you, not Keaton, who told me that women aren't attracted to men who wear maternity pants?

Schmidt

• Permalink: And it was you, not Keaton, who told me that women aren't attrac...
• Recent Views: 0