Welcome to the sh-t show.

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I'm not a good breaker-upper.

Zoey

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Spanx are a fu*king miracle until they go rogue on you.

Divorce Lawyer

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Home is home, work is work.

Mike Cruz

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Mike Cruz: Thanks for that by the way.
Jackie: You owe me one.
Mike Cruz: No I don't.
Jackie: That works too.

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Ease up on the buddy buddy. You and your pathological need to be liked are gonna get us sued. Shut it down! Sew him up and cut him loose.

Mike Cruz

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You go to Paris, I'll go to Zales.

Lenny

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What kind of fu-king character witness am i really? Fu-k a guys wife then pretend to be friends with him?

Eddie

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Did you sound even more Britishy just then?

Coop

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Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton

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O'Hara: He's not the father.
Nurse: You already told me.

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Jackie: Nobody wins here Kevin. You think we can stop this now?
Kevin: You know what babe? Even when you're telling the truth it sounds like a lie.

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