Favorite Nurse Jackie Quotes
Oh my god it looks like Narnia.
O'Hara
Holy sh-t! Someone just thanked me.
Thor
Cruz: You authorize these nurses?
Coop: Ah I'm not authorized to authorize unless I am and I didn't know.
Number one, contractions in the eight month, totally normal just stay off your feet. Number two, if I go out and get loaded he wins, not gonna happen.
Sorry Sister, you're fired.
Eddie: What about this? Is this a nightie?
Jackie: That's a ball gown.
Eddie: It's comfortable.
Jackie: Grab it!
You want it? You gotta work for it.
Zoey
Coop: Am I being traded in?
O'Hara: Not at all.
When I was diagnosed with Type 1, I was all cry-abetes. Knowing famous people had it too made me feel better.
Thor
Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.
Jackie Peyton
This job is wading through a storm of people, who come into this place on the worst days of their lives.
Jackie Peyton
Mrs. Akalitus: I have no choice but to initiate an internal investigation.
Jackie: I resent what you're insinuating. Why on earth would my nursing student flush a man's ear down the toilet?
Zoey: But I'm the one who found it.
Mrs. Akalitus: And there are firemen who set their own fires just to call them in.
Jackie: You know, you're not wrong. My uncle Gary torched a hobby store. But that was an insurance thing. Anyway, I hope you get the bottom of this.
