Nurse Jackie Quotes
Can I not be gay right now? Can I just be a guy whose spouse is dying?
John
Coop: It might comfort you to know what I have two moms.
John: Comfort me why?
Coop: Because you're married... to a guy.
Coop: You're right up her alley.
Eddie: Newsflash: I'm up a lot of girls' alleys.
Coop: Did that come out wrong?
Coop: Surgery is gonna be a breeze.
Jackie: Do not make promises you cannot keep.
Jackie: Shouldn't you be peeing in a cup somewhere?
Sam: Shouldn't you?
I'm assessing your performances. And I'm not doing it in private.
Akalitus
You're a fucking bartender! You have no idea what it feels like to be me.
Stop checking things off your list. I'm not something that gets done.
Kevin
I need some time to figure out if you're the love of my life or a pathological liar.
Do you have time to listen to me talk about boys and not judge?
Thor
If I can't find 19-gauge needles when we need them, we are screwed!
Zoey
It's like I can't see gayness or something. It's so annoying.
Zoey
