Lolly: Yeah, I don't believe in property.
Piscatella: Well, that's probably why you're in prison.

But, uh, real talk. Sometimes, what it looks like is all anybody can see.


Aleida: They tell you to get the GED like it's gonna change anything. How's a GED gonna make me not a felon?
Gloria: It show's you're making an effort.
Aleida: Yeah, and I go from unemployable to unemployable with a pat on my back.

I don't think racism should be a group activity. It's private.


I am going to bury you! You're never coming back from this. Never.


Oh, I'm sorry. Did I make it sound like you had a choice? I took care of you. Now you are gonna take care of me. Butterscotch.


Poussey: You don't have to do that.
Soso: But..
Poussey: Look, I don't want you to do that 'cause you think that's what I want. I want you to want to do it. You feel me?

Nichols: Wow! Are you the symbol for empathy. No, Luschek, things aren't great. Let's see, uh... I'm sober, so that's something. All right, like, uh, intentionally sober, not barely-skating-by sober, for the first time in my life. Um... hardest fuckin' thing I've ever done and, oh yeah, I picked a hell of a time to do it considering that anything you want down here is available to you and less than a foot away at practically all times. Uh, what else, what else? Let me catch you up. I have no family, uh... I am completely alone. I have no friends. And, uh, yeah, yeah! It's all my fault, so thank you for coming all the way down here, and, uh, reminding me of that, while also managing to conveniently clear your own conscience, you know. I fuckin' really appreciate it!
Guard: Hey. Hey.
Nichols: I'm sorry. Uh... hey next time, do me a favor, right, just do it the old-fashioned way and cum all over my face and then leave, okay? Fuck you!

They're people, for Christ's sake. It's our job to take care of these women. Do your fucking job!


Soso: Oh, my God, trig! My second favorite category in Mathletics.
Aleida: Lucky me. A fairy god-chink to teach me math.
Soso: That's an offensive generalization, though apt in this case.

Moderator: I'm sorry to take us into choppy waters, do you respond to the critics who say the bottom line is affecting the prisoners' quality of life?
Linda: Well, that is a good question. And at the end of the day, it is a prison, not the Four Seasons.

Flaca: Are you nervous?
Maritza: It's only boys. Once you get the blood rushing to their dicks, they're like your servants.

Orange is the New Black Quotes

Janae: Black people can't be racist. We have no power.
Black Cindy: I'm gonna have to call bullsh*t on that. I'm sorry, look, we may not be able to act on our racism, like, put people in a ghetto, send them to sh*tty schools...-kill 'em in the back of police vans. But we sure as sh*t can be racist as everybody else, because this is America. Land of the free, home of the racist.

Freida: Haven't you ever killed someone before?
Alex: No. Have you?
Freida: That's personal. But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes.That's just murder math.