Gloria: Look, I didn't go to law school or nothing, but I know that they gotta be stepping on a few civil liberties here.
Piscatella: You committed a crime, inmate. So, if you wanna see who "stepped on your civil liberties," check under your own boot.

Piper: You know what? I really love your beard.
Piscatella: I've had a beard since tenth grade. Two beards, actually. The one on my face, and the one I took to junior prom. Yeah. I like dudes. I will never find you adorable. Keep that in mind.

Typical corporate Charlie Foxtrot. This is why I don't wear a suit. This, and my quads are too big.


Dixon: Oh, I see. You're gonna dip your "Donut" in Ramos here. Some people like their breakfast sweet, not savory.
Maritza: You know what gets me so hot? Is when guys compare me to breakfast, and when they talk about me like I'm not even here. How about you call me "that oatmeal in the front seat" and I'll be so yours?

One year, we got these little toy jail cells to put your candy in when you're on a diet. And then...yeah, another year, we got these Nerf-style guard batons. And so, anytime anyone said something stupid at a staff meeting, we would just whale on them. Until the incident with Greg's eye, but...


One time, I ran outta tampons, so I used on of those, um, dinosaur just-add-water sponges for kids. It was really fun! 'Cause it was like, "Ooh, I wonder what this will be? Oh! Brontosaurus Rex!"


Caputo: Ms. King has asked me to remove you as her counselor.
Healy: What? That's ridiculous.
Caputo: She says you make her uncomfortable and that you have power issues.
Healy: That's how women talk.

Coates: You think I raped you?
Doggett: Yeah. I mean, what else do you call that?
Coates: But I love you. I told you that. And I said it when...when...I said it.
Doggett: So?
Coates: So, that makes it different.
Doggett: But that didn't feel any different.

Red: Poison is beneath you, Frieda. It's for witches and bored housewives, not badass biker chicks with octopus tattoos.
Frieda: What can I say? I'm gettin' old.

Frieda: I slept on it like you said, took a nice cold shower, did some of those breathing exercises.
Alex: And?
Frieda: I still think we should kill her.

What the f*ck about me other than the color of my skin would indicate that I'm some indigent hood rat?


Taystee: Man, if George R.R. Martin wrote about prisons, I'd be, like...the Hand of the Warden.
Poussey: Yo, don't the Hand always die in them books?

Orange is the New Black Quotes

Janae: Black people can't be racist. We have no power.
Black Cindy: I'm gonna have to call bullsh*t on that. I'm sorry, look, we may not be able to act on our racism, like, put people in a ghetto, send them to sh*tty schools...-kill 'em in the back of police vans. But we sure as sh*t can be racist as everybody else, because this is America. Land of the free, home of the racist.

Freida: Haven't you ever killed someone before?
Alex: No. Have you?
Freida: That's personal. But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes.That's just murder math.