Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixFavorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
I protect my babies. This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.
Vee
She looks rough for 23.
Red
Trimmings? The shit nobody else wants. That's a bag of assholes right there.
Nicky
First girl who bags that bird gets a box of Biore strips.
Red
There's no point in playin' shy baby. You're home.
Sophia
Maybe this is a bad time to say hi.
Alex
Larry: He's so new and like...happy.
Polly: Don't worry. Pete and I will f*ck that right up.
Maybe I could umpire women's softball. Then I could get laid!
Big Boo
You are aware that you just told an inmate in a prison that she should become a corrections officer. What the f*ck is wrong with you?
Nicky
According to this aptitude test, uh, I should be a professional athlete, a park ranger or a correctional officer.
Nicky
Alex: We were never friends, Piper.
Piper: We weren't?
Alex: No. Never. I loved you. I loved having sex with you.
I had my tea, it was almost hot. I had my book, it was almost good. And I saw a chicken. How random is that?
Piper
