Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixFavorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
Here's the thing about mamas. They're only mamas as long as they got kids. Without them, what are they?
Taystee
Oh, good. You're packing up. I just got word that I'm taking over your job.
Caputo
Larry: Dad, why did you bring us to a gay bath house?
Howard: It's a nice place. It's clean. A schvitz is a schvitz. [moaning from the others] I had a Groupon.
Larry: Aaaah.
[to Ingalls] You eat and I sing by the canary.
Red
I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is...I don't even know what my point is anymore.
Larry
You're laundry, I'm electric. We're from different worlds.
Piper
Piper: I care about Red, too.
Nicky: Yeah, but she's not your mom. It's different when you're family.
Figueroa: So we're good?
Caputo: I do like you down on your knees.
You know I can promise you that I've never been more saner than I am right now.
Pennsatucky
You're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell.
Caputo
It's not the dying that's hard. It's that I have to do it here. The last thing I have to see is you assholes.
Rosa
Aleida: How come you ain't in jail Luschek?
Luschek: I am in jail. Every f*ckin' day.
