Orange is the New Black
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Freida: Haven't you ever killed someone before?
Alex: No. Have you?
Freida: That's personal. But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes.That's just murder math.
Alison: First of all, your name ain't Tova.
Cindy: I'm sorry?
Alison: Black people been naming their kids some crazy shit, but Tova ain't on the list. Unless the "V" is like a five or somethin'.
Cindy: It's Hebrew.
Alison: Please, you ain't no Jew.
Cindy: You want to say that again, bitch? Like you was born in Karachi.
Angie: There's so many Mexicans now. It's like a Home Depot parkin' lot in here.
Leanne: Dominicans. If you're gonna be racist, you gotta be accurate, or you just look dumb.
Piper: Last few days, I'm a Gambino up in here.
Red: Yes, I have noticed that you talk with your hands more lately. What should I cook for your funeral? Pasta.
Yoga Jones: You're probably used to having your asshole polished by everyone you meet.
Judy: Oh, maybe 80%, 85%.
This is not how we play this. You're pissed right now. You ain't thinking. That's how you make mistakes. What you gonna do, start some kinda brawl? Get your asses thrown into Seg? Then who wins?
Maria
You don't have to be from Hollywood to want to put in a warm place. It's called having a dick.
Taystee
Why does she get some special garden tour like some fancy Shiba Inu?
Lolly [about Judy King]
I think you are entirely too relaxed to be in this big, brown, sh*t-uation that we're in.
Lolly
Judy King: You know, my daddy used to call me "Red."
Red: Really? That's sweet. My papa called me "solnyshko." It means little sun. But I've grown bigger and hotter since then, and he's dead.
Short, black, and bad at basketball. Subverting expectations since 1990.
Poussey [about herself]
Taystee: Damn! This place is like "Rehab Addict: Litchfield Edition." And with, like, real addicts.
