Orange is the New Black
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Maureen: Suzanne, tell us about your process.
Crazy Eyes: I think of sh*t and write it down.
Now you're like a case of pop. You've got value.
Pennsatucky's Mom
Big Boo: Hey, maybe next time you can suck his d*ck, get us an ice cream cake.
Pennsatucky: C'mon, you know that would melt before it got here, so that's not a good idea, duh.
Then why do girls like it when men call them sluts during sex? Or b*tches? Or dirty whores who love cum?
Crazy Eyes
Sofia: You are trippin'.
Gloria: I am mothering. And I am a ferocious, pissed-off, real mother. But you wouldn't know nothing about that, would you? Nah. 'Cause you ain't nothing real.
Taystee: Why don't y'all just look it up?
Cindy: Can't, ain't no dictionary.
Big Boo: Did he force you?
Pennsatucky: Well, I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I could've used a bit of a warm-up. Doesn't really feel any good when you're not ready.
Big Boo: You know there's a word for that, right?
Pennsatucky: No. No, it's not his fault. I was the one. I was flirting too much. I was smiling, and I was really confusing.
Nice group you got here. Congrats on nothing.
Soso
Hardcore? I worked with the Russian mafia. We make the Italians look like guppies.
Red
You know what the worst part of becoming a woman is? Having to participate in this catty, backstabby bullshit!
Sophia
Taystee: You got to stop using slavery as every time you wanna justify some foolishness.
Black Cindy: I'm just using it as a placeholder until I become Jewish, and I can pin it on Hitler.
I made kids, and then I fucked them up.
Aleida
