Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixPopular Orange is the New Black Quotes
Big Boo: Looks like you got yourself a pet kitten.
Piper: Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.
My friendship used to come with perks. Now I'm just an angry old Russian lady. Without the free pantyhose and eyeliner I'm not such a draw.
Red
You're slutty, not easy. There's a difference, semantically.
Nicky
Pennsatucky: Hey! What are y'all playin'?
Nicky: A game as old as time.
Pennsatucky: Cool. What's it called?
Nicky: Exclusion.
Cal: I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character... and mystery.
Piper: There's still time.
Red: Is that supposed to be comforting?
Piper: It probably would be comforting if Clive Owen were here to say it.
Furlough is like the Loch Ness Monster. Much discussed but barely seen.
Healy
You just stood there while she attacked me and then you gave her new teeth.
Piper
I couldn't help it. She was talking about wrestling...while crying.
Fischer
Man, they f*ckin' with us this way because they know our people's predisposition for hypertension.
Poussey
There she is. Behind every strong man is a strong, c*nt-faced witch monster.
Healy
Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.
