You can't mean me. Pan Am has the best on time schedule in the world.

Dean

It could be worse. You could have Jujubeed his wife.

Sanjeev

Laura: What are we watching?
Ted: Mercury 9 live lift off sending the first man into liftoff for more than a day.

Nothing worse than a bad kisser.

Nico

A guy's gotta pick the right time to give a girl a ring. Wow, that could have been the worst thing I could have said right now.

Red

Ted: Half a million copies sold. And to who? Women. And understanding women is the best way to get women.
Dean: You understand women?
Ted: Oh, less than ever. But as least now it sounds like I do.

Berlin? Is it as beautiful as it is in the pictures?

Laura

Laura: You're not even giving me a chance.
Kate: To do what? To be me?

I don't want to worry about you and I don't want to take care of you.

Kate

Kate: Laura will be fine.
Mom: How do you know that?
Kate: Because I needed you, too, and I'm fine.

Maggie said that Jakarta is refreshingly undefined.

Laura

Nico: Here, in America, there is hope.
Kate: You don't have hope for Yugoslavia?

Pan Am Quotes

Tower: Clipper 22, Tower. Your special delivery just arrived, Sir.
Dean: Thanks Tower. That's our girl!

Thanks, Ted, but Pan Am wants actual pilots in the left seat.

Dean