Popular Pan Am Quotes
You can't mean me. Pan Am has the best on time schedule in the world.
Dean
It could be worse. You could have Jujubeed his wife.
Sanjeev
Ted: Second rule of the subway, never wake anybody up.
Laura: What's the first rule?
Ted: Take a cab.
Nothing worse than a bad kisser.
Nico
A guy's gotta pick the right time to give a girl a ring. Wow, that could have been the worst thing I could have said right now.
Red
Ted: Half a million copies sold. And to who? Women. And understanding women is the best way to get women.
Dean: You understand women?
Ted: Oh, less than ever. But as least now it sounds like I do.
Kate: Keeping that, are you?
Nico: For a special girl back home.
Kate: You say that because you know how competitive I am.
Stick with me kid, I know the lay of the land.
Maggie
We didn't steal them. If we hadn't bought them, somebody else would have. Don't look guilty!
Maggie
Henson: All that authority crap. I would have put a gun in my mouth.
Colette: And yet, you are authority.
Nico: Here, in America, there is hope.
Kate: You don't have hope for Yugoslavia?
Thanks, Ted, but Pan Am wants actual pilots in the left seat.
Dean