You landed here to save a life, and there is still a possibility of that. She's standing right there.

Colette

Angry Passenger: Why is she being given a seat?
Maggie: Because she was the only Haitian passenger that was brave enough to show up?

Mr. Ortiz: Who is a paying passenger here?
Maggie: If you promise to go mute, I will see about getting you a refund.

Colette: Is this how it works? You kiss a girl once and you become her chauffeur?
Dean: You kissed me.

Colette: I cannot believe we are hooking.
Dean: You mean playing hookey. What you said is something else entirely.

Let's move faster ladies. This place is crawling with lobby lizards.

Maggie

You meet important people in your job. When was the last time you talked to them. Really talked to them?

Sam

Now I'm funny with shoulders, apparently.

Ted

Colette: You don't need to say this. You saved us.
Dean: I think you saved me.
Colette: Does this mean I earned my wings?
Dean: Not yet.

I heard you can strangle Republicans with them so I thought I should invest in a pair.

Maggie

Laura: I have to photo one beautiful face and unusual one.
Ted: Who's the other subject?
Laura: Maggie.
Ted: Oh. Good. For a second there, I thought I was the weirdo one.

Colette: I hear they are very popular.
Dean: They have girl hair.
Colette: That doesn't seem to bother their fans.

Pan Am Quotes

Tower: Clipper 22, Tower. Your special delivery just arrived, Sir.
Dean: Thanks Tower. That's our girl!

Thanks, Ted, but Pan Am wants actual pilots in the left seat.

Dean