Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a clichÃ©, or a jerk, or douche.Amber
Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.
Let me get this stright. Crosby was there but Run DMC was not.Joel
Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.Zeek
You don't want me to worry, but you have breast cancer?Haddie
Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.
Julia: I would say change your hat. Just sayin'.
Crosby: Oh my goodness. You don't like my duck hunting look!
I just came here to tell you that I'm still in love with Sarah and I'm going to be the classy guy that you never were and tell you to your face that I'm planning on taking her back.Mark
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.Sarah
I'm proud to be a part of your family, and I want you to be proud of it, too.Mark
Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.