Favorite Parenthood Quotes
I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.Sarah
Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.
If it's any consolation, you will always be the most important man in my life.Kristina
That's my motto for life - I'm just in it for the sugar.Hank
Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.
Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.Zeek
You don't want me to worry, but you have breast cancer?Haddie
Julia: I would say change your hat. Just sayin'.
Crosby: Oh my goodness. You don't like my duck hunting look!
I just came here to tell you that I'm still in love with Sarah and I'm going to be the classy guy that you never were and tell you to your face that I'm planning on taking her back.Mark
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.Sarah
I'm proud to be a part of your family, and I want you to be proud of it, too.Mark
Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.