If we don't want to confuse the elderly, I mean, we could just tell that you are - my girlfriend, if you want.

Drew

Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.
Drew: Yeah, I think I can be your friend.
Amber: Thank you, I feel better already.

Joel: How do I set boundaries with your sister?
Julia: Her you just help.

Well, to be honest. We bribe 'em. If I were on Oprah, I'd be like, "it's the incentive system," but really it's just bribery.

Kristina

Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Jabbar: Yeah?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Jabbar: Yeah!

Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?

Max

Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.

Crosby

Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.

Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.

Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a cliché, or a jerk, or douche.

Amber

This stay at home parent thing? The full time thing? Harder than I thought.

Julia

Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.

Sarah

Parenthood Quotes

It's a "me" day.

Hank

Crosby: I love our house. I don't want to leave her. I'm so sorry I got us into this situation.
Jasmine: I love our house, too. You built us a beautiful house and the Luncheonette is an amazing place and you made it happen. But I don't care about any of that. Losing those things doesn't scare me at all. You not talking to me and you running off in the middle of the night? That scares me. Hey. You're my guy. For the rest of my life. You're all we need.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes