Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.Sarah
I'm proud to be a part of your family, and I want you to be proud of it, too.Mark
Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.
Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.Sarah
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.Crosby
Let me get this stright. Crosby was there but Run DMC was not.Joel
Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.
I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.Sarah
You have to let me be scared.Kristina
Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!
Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?