Favorite Parenthood Quotes
You killed her!Joel
Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.Zeek
If we don't want to confuse the elderly, I mean, we could just tell that you are - my girlfriend, if you want.Drew
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.Sarah
Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.
Let me get this stright. Crosby was there but Run DMC was not.Joel
Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.
I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.Sarah
Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.Crosby
Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?