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Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.

Hey Millie, I would love to dance with you.


Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.


Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.


Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a cliché, or a jerk, or douche.


(to Sarah) You have no idea how great you are do you?


I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.


Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.


If it's any consolation, you will always be the most important man in my life.

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