Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.

Sarah

I'm proud to be a part of your family, and I want you to be proud of it, too.

Mark

Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.

Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.

Sarah

Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?

Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.

Crosby

Let me get this stright. Crosby was there but Run DMC was not.

Joel

Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.

I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.

Sarah

You have to let me be scared.

Kristina

Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!

Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?

Parenthood Quotes

I need you to give my heart an erection, okay? Let's do this!

Director

Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.

Max

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes