Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.
If we don't want to confuse the elderly, I mean, we could just tell that you are - my girlfriend, if you want.Drew
Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.
Let me get this stright. Crosby was there but Run DMC was not.Joel
I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.Sarah
Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.Crosby
Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?
You have to let me be scared.Kristina
Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a clichÃ©, or a jerk, or douche.Amber
Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?Max