Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!
I know you probably already know this, but you're a really good mom. I lost mine a long time ago, but I've really enjoyed getting to know you.Alex
Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.
Drew: Yeah, I think I can be your friend.
Amber: Thank you, I feel better already.
Hey Millie, I would love to dance with you.Zeek
I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.Sarah
(to Sarah) You have no idea how great you are do you?Gordon
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.Sarah
Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a clichÃ©, or a jerk, or douche.Amber
If it's any consolation, you will always be the most important man in my life.Kristina
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.Sarah
He hit me first and then I get lunch detention? What genius thought that up?Max