Favorite Parenthood Quotes
If we don't want to confuse the elderly, I mean, we could just tell that you are - my girlfriend, if you want.Drew
Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.
Drew: Yeah, I think I can be your friend.
Amber: Thank you, I feel better already.
Joel: How do I set boundaries with your sister?
Julia: Her you just help.
Well, to be honest. We bribe 'em. If I were on Oprah, I'd be like, "it's the incentive system," but really it's just bribery.Kristina
Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?Max
Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.Crosby
Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.
Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.
Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a clichÃ©, or a jerk, or douche.Amber
This stay at home parent thing? The full time thing? Harder than I thought.Julia
Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.Sarah