Favorite Parenthood Quotes
I really love you, but I can't do this anymore.Mark
You don't want me to worry, but you have breast cancer?Haddie
Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.Zeek
Hey Millie, I would love to dance with you.Zeek
Honey, our son is the new president at Cedar Knoll Middle School. God help us all.Adam
Sarah: I thought 40 was the new 30!
Doctor: Not for your ovaries, no.
He hit me first and then I get lunch detention? What genius thought that up?Max
Baby, you're taking this way too personal. It's not personal, it's business. Your brother wants to be in a business and you want to be in this business and maybe it's not the same thing, but it's not personal. He's still your brother.Jasmine
You think you can get along with your Justin Bieber hairdo and your Invisalign braces? Well guess what? Puberty is going to set in and it's going to set in ugly... Be a friend. Be a friend, not a bully. Have a good day!Kristina
Crosby: Hey, you know that praying thing you do?
Crosby: Do you think you can show me how it works?
I'm in a restaurant with my boob hangin' out. You relax.Jasmine
You killed her!Joel