Favorite Parenthood Quotes
I know you probably already know this, but you're a really good mom. I lost mine a long time ago, but I've really enjoyed getting to know you.
Alex
Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!
If it's any consolation, you will always be the most important man in my life.
Kristina
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.
Drew: Yeah, I think I can be your friend.
Amber: Thank you, I feel better already.
Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a cliché, or a jerk, or douche.
Amber
I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.
Sarah
Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.
Sarah
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.
Sarah
He hit me first and then I get lunch detention? What genius thought that up?
Max
Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.
Zeek
Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.
