Some people say that having Aspergers is a bad thing, but I'm glad I have it, because I think it's my greatest strength.

Max

No phone. No Internet. No Amy.

Sarah

You killed her!

Joel

I know you probably already know this, but you're a really good mom. I lost mine a long time ago, but I've really enjoyed getting to know you.

Alex

Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.

Rachel: How did you get her to forgive you?
Crosby: I delivered her baby. That might not be an option for you, so you might need to think of something different.

Let me get this stright. Crosby was there but Run DMC was not.

Joel

I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.

Sarah

You came.

Seth

You have to let me be scared.

Kristina

Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?

Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.

Sarah

Parenthood Quotes

Adam: You want my advice, step one apologize to Renee.
Crosby: For what, I didn't do anything.
Adam: It's just, you know what, you're a man. It's just what men do. We apologize. I say three I'm sorrys before I get out of bed in the morning.

Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes