Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Hey Millie, I would love to dance with you.Zeek
Camille, I want to spend the rest of the time we have together making our lives good. I'm going to sing now.Zeek
He hit me first and then I get lunch detention? What genius thought that up?Max
Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!
You think you can get along with your Justin Bieber hairdo and your Invisalign braces? Well guess what? Puberty is going to set in and it's going to set in ugly... Be a friend. Be a friend, not a bully. Have a good day!Kristina
Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.
Drew: Yeah, I think I can be your friend.
Amber: Thank you, I feel better already.
Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a clichÃ©, or a jerk, or douche.Amber
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.Sarah
No phone. No Internet. No Amy.Sarah
Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.
Sarah: I thought 40 was the new 30!
Doctor: Not for your ovaries, no.
Look, if I'm so good at basketball, then why do I always get picked last?Max